If you don't listen you'll never know me

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

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meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

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sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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shouldnt:

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

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blameitonyourheart:

"Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi."

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