If you don't listen you'll never know me

heterotroph:

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

meanwhile, US high school history teachers can barely draw a venn diagram 

thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via moistbottom)

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel, via n-einzedd)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via moistbottom)

littlebekz:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of fire

(Source: thecrimsonalchemist, via trekmagically)

flaming-lesbian:

I forget how gay I am till I’m around a bunch of straight people.

(via its-justaspark)

les-bro:

Congratulations to the sweetest couple out there!!!

(via trekmagically)

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

(Source: capnsmiles, via jess-cats)