If you don't listen you'll never know me

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

(via pizza)

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

(via fuckyesbeyonce)

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via lolyssah)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via pizza)

unclefather:

a few things
that koala is french kissing her
the second image looks like albert einstein 

unclefather:

a few things

  1. that koala is french kissing her
  2. the second image looks like albert einstein 

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via pizza)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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spookytotodile:

majortvjunkie:

I just can’t get over 2005 Fergie

image

what do you even focus on

nah son that naruto

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

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appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

(via pizza)